"Yo' Momma Ate My Ass Because She Has Class!" Krissy Lynn kissed her son's math teacher's ass in more ways than one to convince him not to report him for cheating!! When Jerry informed Alana Cruise that her son's grades were too low for a scholarship, she wasn't afraid to do a little brown nosing!! Lisey Sweet was so impressed with her kid's tutor that she gave him some "A+ Analingus!" London is a great mother so when her son's college admissions rep came to visit she ate that ass like apple pie!!